asklyra said: Scoots the Unfriendliest Creature sounds like either the best show or the worst.
I Think It Would Make A Good Web Series.
It's annoying how you capitalize every word.

Anonymous
So, if the friendiest creatures think you are a jerk and i don't think you are a jerk. Does that make me the unfriendliest creature?
Well Duh. Did You Only Just Realize?
I don't know. I figured a mythological beast would know about other mythological beasts.
Well You’re A Monkey Do You Know About All Other Monkeys?
What the hell is an opinicus? Why is one trying to talk to me?
Ha! You're so unfriendly that even the friendliest creature would say you're a jerk! HA!

Anonymous
This “Insult” Didn’t Even Deserve One Ha.
You would probably not care if the last of a species was residing in Ponyville. Unless I'm mistaken?

Anonymous
You Are Mistaken. If It Was Me I’d Care.
*Takes a picture of you with a magic camera. The photo shows what you'd rather be doing* (Yes, I understand that you don't accept asterisks as actions, so if you don't want to do this, I won't make you.)

Anonymous
If I Would Rather Be Doing Something Else I’d Already Be Doing It. What Kind Of Idiot Does Something They Don’t Want To Be Doing? If I’m On Tumblr Answering Questions For You Dorks It’s Because I Want To Be.
You should have something where someone sends you a name and you say what you think of that person.

Anonymous
Why Bother? Everyone I Like Already Knows What I Think About Them And I Feel The Same Way About Everyone Else “You’re Lame And Should Stay Out Of My Way” There I Just Saved Myself A Bunch Of Time.