ASK GILDA ANYTHING!(AS LONG AS YOU'RE COOL ENOUGH)
Gudday blogrunner, hope you're having a good life. Happy one-year anniversary for moving on from the pony askblog, too.

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What A Great Time It’s Been. I Don’t Know What I Was Thinking With This Stupid Thing. Ask Blogs Are For Losers Just Look At The Amount Of Ponies With Them.
My Life Has Been Pretty Awesome For The Past Year. Were You Expecting Anything Less?
I Was Going To Thank You For Caring But Honestly Who Can’t Help Caring When It’s Me.

Do griffons purr?

We Can. 

asklyra said: Scoots the Unfriendliest Creature sounds like either the best show or the worst.

I Think It Would Make A Good Web Series.

It's annoying how you capitalize every word.
Anonymous

Good. 

So, if the friendiest creatures think you are a jerk and i don't think you are a jerk. Does that make me the unfriendliest creature?

Well Duh. Did You Only Just Realize? 

I don't know. I figured a mythological beast would know about other mythological beasts.

Well You’re A Monkey Do You Know About All Other Monkeys? 

What the hell is an opinicus? Why is one trying to talk to me?

Why Would I Know? 

Ha! You're so unfriendly that even the friendliest creature would say you're a jerk! HA!
Anonymous

This “Insult” Didn’t Even Deserve One Ha.

You would probably not care if the last of a species was residing in Ponyville. Unless I'm mistaken?
Anonymous

You Are Mistaken. If It Was Me I’d Care.

*Takes a picture of you with a magic camera. The photo shows what you'd rather be doing* (Yes, I understand that you don't accept asterisks as actions, so if you don't want to do this, I won't make you.)
Anonymous

If I Would Rather Be Doing Something Else I’d Already Be Doing It. What Kind Of Idiot Does Something They Don’t Want To Be Doing? If I’m On Tumblr Answering Questions For You Dorks It’s Because I Want To Be.